this kind of shit gets you thinkin
what if she was walking 0.001 mph slower than she was
what if she took 2 seconds longer in the shower that morning
what if she woke up 2 seconds later than she actually did
she woulda been roadkill brahzayyummm
The rainbow eucalyptus tree.
I love it
The guy just cant even
i found out today that my sociology teacher coached jensen ackles back in high school. you know what they do on baseball teams? they pat each others’ butts to show appreciation
so my sociology teacher has probably touched jensen’s butt, and i’ve not only shaken my sociology teacher’s hand, but i’ve also high fived it
therefore i’ve indirectly touch jensen ackles’ butt.
We teach kids to fear animals like rats, snakes, spiders, etc. that are harmless 99% of the time but do we ever warn them about the real danger
WHY DOES IT HAVE TEETH ON ITS TONGUE
I am a gooseologist and I can tell you that geese live on a healthy diet of children’s souls which can only be properly chewed with unholy tongue teeth
I wonder how do they make out